So I decided to download Chrome to check it out, and I’m looking through the getting started page, when I come upon a feature called “Incognito Mode” Now, this is it according to Google:
For times when you want to browse in stealth mode, for example, to plan surprises like gifts or birthdays, you can browse the Web without leaving behind search history or cookies.
Now, who else out there doubts entirely that “Incognito Mode” will EVER be used for shopping? I mean sure, Safari has a feature like that as well (Private Browsing), but I find Google’s description to be a nice was to dodge saying “THIS IS FOR HIDING PORN!”

♥ -The Jew